I am a Stay at Home Mom. I love Chai Lattes, anything chocolate, and all of the Real Housewives. I hate cleaning bathrooms.
I've been with my husband since 2000, married since 2005, and together we have two little girls. Little Bear was born in 2009 and Crazy Plates in 2010.
This is my blog. A place where I share all the fun and frustrating things about being a Stay at Home Mom.
I hope you can enjoy, relate, and have a little laugh.
Sunday, March 1, 2015
A Funny Things Happened At The Walk-In Clinic
Once at the clinic, I handed her OHIP card to the lady at the front desk, she swiped her card, and told me, "Little Bear has no OHIP coverage. It has been cancelled."
I know what you're thinking. What? Cancelled? Can that really happen? I know because I was thinking the same thing. "What? Cancelled? Can that really happen?" I said to the lady. "Yes. It can. You'll have to call the OHIP office on Monday. In the meantime, if you would still like to see the doctor, that will be $75." So I handed her my MasterCard, which felt entirely un-Canadian. Paying for a doctor's visit? What's next, declaring a nation-wide ban on Tim Bits? Will people stop saying sorry for things they need not be sorry about, but can't help it because they're all just so darn polite? That's a Canada I just don't want to live in.
Anyway, we saw the doctor and yes, Little Bear had an ear infection. We picked up her amoxicillin and headed home to wait in wonderment until Monday arrived and we could call the OHIP office and put an end to this OHIP mystery.
First thing Monday morning my husband called the OHIP office. This is what they told him. Get ready, it's a good one...
"Oh, yes, well, we sent Little Bear a survey in the mail and it was returned, marked undeliverable. We here at the OHIP office figured that meant your 5-year-old moved and didn't bother to call us with her new address. So, we cancelled her OHIP coverage knowing that the next time she was at a walk-in clinic or a hospital emergency room, and tried to use her OHIP card, she would realize the coverage was cancelled. Then, on Monday, when she called us to find out why, we could update her new address." OK. I'm paraphrasing a bit, but that was the gist of what was said. They cancelled her OHIP to force her to call and update her address. But the funny thing is, we didn't move, and no, she didn't either. Because she's 5. She's 5 and, call her crazy, still lives at home. And even if at the ripe old age of 5 she did decide to move out and rent a condo downtown, she wouldn't know how to call the OHIP office to update her address. She only recently figured out how to zip up her coat.
I don't actually know why the address is so important. So what if she moved downtown, the important thing is that she lives in Ontario, right? That's what the O in OHIP stands for. I could see if she wanted to go to an out-of-province kindergarten, and packed up her things and moved to Alberta. But then, flying to Ontario with an ear infection would seem like a long way to go for amoxicillin, don't you think? I guess maybe she could have flown home for a visit, and caught the ear infection from someone on the plane (can you catch an ear infection?) and when she got here she decided to use her OHIP card to visit the walk-in clinic for free, which she really shouldn't have done, since she now lives in Alberta. In that case, maybe it does make sense that OHIP cancelled her coverage. Hmm. I guess I owe you an apology, OHIP office. I'm sorry for getting so angry. Let's get a 10-pack of Tim Bits and call a truce.