Dear Shopper's Drug Mart

Dear Shopper's Drug Mart.  Friday was a beautiful, sunny day. I had a ton of running around to do, and a bunch of chores around the house, but somehow I managed to get it all done with 45 minutes to spare before I picked my crazy kids up from school. So, I decided to treat myself to a Coke Zero and a Lindt Milk Chocolate and Hazelnut bar. I settled into that sweet spot on the couch, perfectly nestled amongst some pillows, sun shining in through the window, put on an episode of Marilyn I had taped and cracked open my chocolate bar. It tasted funny, but I was determined to enjoy my 45 minutes of zen, so I kept eating. The chocolate bar wasn't tasting any better, but it was a good episode of Marilyn, and my Coke Zero wasn't disappointing me, so I forged ahead until the chocolate bar was done. By the end of the chocolate bar I really wasn't in my happy place any more. My tummy was hurting a bit, and the chocolate bar had left a funny taste in my mouth. Then I happened to glance over at the wrapper and saw this. The expiry date was 30-04-2014.  So thank you, Shopper's Drug Mart, for selling me old, stinky chocolate, and ruining what could have been a magical 45 minutes.